Big Daddy- Jerry Reed: This Was Our Thing

Crap.

We dug him.

Dang, he was fun.

The Zombie Chopper

Combining the 60’s-70’s love of zombies with the 60’s-70’s love of sleazy biker movies is the graphic novel Chopper Zombie.  The bike, inspired by the graphic novel, is the work of Russell Mitchell and Exile Choppers, and it is a thing of gory beauty.  Who couldn’t love hopping on a bike decorated with decaying human parts?

Read the rest over at PopFi

Annoying Autobiographical Pause In Photos

I’m doing some cleaning and thought I’d share some photos with you from 2007.

First out, I need to apologize ahead of time. Gov. Ned McWherter was looking at the back of my T-shirt. Completely innocent.

Meeting Left Wing Cracker the first time.

In Memphis

And a lovely surprise. A picture I found of my friend Stewart Byars that I didn’t know I had.

May 2007

And, umm, just go here to see CeeElCee being talked about in San Francisco.

The Paris Hilton Of Dogs

I entertain myself in cheap yet fun ways.

The great thing about the skeleton is that I had everyone involved taking pictures with me. Silly fun in odd times.

Incidentally, Mabel’s press junket is tonight. Every bar in the area is letting her come in and hang out. They requested her. Mabel at the Stable (the name of the first bar) is obviously a hit.

She’s the Paris Hilton of dogs.

Best Bathroom Philosophy. Ever.

Staycation Pictures

Well, we made it slaycation. Heh.

Swimming With The Fishes

Chilling With The Remote

His name is Pete

Swimming

For more slaycation photos, go here.

Mabel Involved In Political Scandal

Reports have come in that presidential candidate, Mabel, has been immersed in a political scandal of astronomical proportions.

A secret camera has found that Mabel and an unidentified female that we think might possibly be a communist participated in a **gasp** terrorist fist bump.

Shocking

Mabel immediately had her campaign team do damage control but other pictures were found.

Scandalous

Mabel, accused of working in collusion with America’s sworn enemies responded in a press conference this morning.

She then met with her chief of staff, Duff Rove, for a meeting on world security.

Mabel Meets With Top Advisor, Duff Rove

In a written press release, Mabel said that she is working on gas woes. When asked what kind of car she drove, she responded “Oh, that kind of gas. I was working with Alka-Seltzer.”

She is considering getting back in the race. “This is fracking amazing, ” she muttered.

It’s Posts Like This That Prove …

The Internet is a fun place.

I’ve established that I though Count Chocula lived in the toilet, and that I would scurry past that bathroom at any passing. Avoiding it as much as possible.

Read the whole thing at Big Stupid Tommy’s.

What Would Jimmy Buffet Do …

Winston is pontificating this morning on prayer and George Carlin’s demise earlier this week.

He writes:

Throughout my adult life, Carlin was my guiding light, my conscience, my benchmark. He had that laid back I don’t give a damn what you think I’m saying it anyway and if you don’t like it you can just f**k off attitude that drew me in like flies to horsesh*t.

He thought he might give Joe Pesci a shot like Carlin did.

But then he decided on this:

Not being a personal friend or a big fan of Joe, I continue my search. As of last night, I’ve settled on Jimmy Buffett.

As Ginger said in the comments, Winston wins the Internet today. And, former boss Johnny B., I thought of you, you old parrothead.

Squirrel Queen’s Blue Period

I love this picture more than I can even say in words.

Big Lebowski Action Figures

Now if this ain’t as nifty, I don’t know what is.

Damned straight I want one. Go check out the whole line at Always Watching.

As you know, The Dude Abides.

Peeing On The Wheels Of A Bus

No, I’m serious.

Cosmonauts have a tradition that is quite unique. They pee on the wheels of the bus that takes them to the launch pad.

No, I’m not lying. And I realize this post is not necessary but I thought it was interesting. More useless trivia from Newscoma.

From English Russia

Newscoma And Mabel

I’m as busy as Barack Obama today so the best thing I can do is give you a picture of me and my dog.

Navel gazing at it’s finest.

Gin The Dog

This delights me more than it should. But it does.

Wedding Baby Got Back Video

Killa and FreezerTroll are getting married on Friday.

Yup, I thought it was appropriate. Killa is our tech/pagination tech/guru and Freezer is the former IT guy.

This was on MCB a few months ago and is brilliant.

I love when newspaper people find love and stuff.

Guys, I wish you joy.

Finger Puppet Candidates

Because you know you need it, finger puppets of the three remaining candidates for president.

The FoldUSCandidate site.

I’m trying it out right now.

I think everyone should do this craft right now. I am not a craft kind of person, but this is one I think children far and wide will love.

Hat Tip To Neatorama and photo credit here.

Photo Of The Day

Image credit: Here

Lost Recaps That Will Make You Spew Your Beer

Go now if Lost is yo’ thing as it is mine.

You will thank me later. Atomic Tumor and I found these last year and now they are back.

Awesome.

Psycho Shower Curtain

I seriously want this. Makes me really hate the glass doors on my shower.

From Eat Liver

Jilted by The Puppini Sisters

Out of the UK. This is like a video from the early days of MTV and the song is just fun.

And their website is a blast.