Mabel Involved In Political Scandal

27 07 2008

Reports have come in that presidential candidate, Mabel, has been immersed in a political scandal of astronomical proportions.

A secret camera has found that Mabel and an unidentified female that we think might possibly be a communist participated in a **gasp** terrorist fist bump.

Shocking

Shocking

Mabel immediately had her campaign team do damage control but other pictures were found.

Scandalous

Scandalous

Mabel, accused of working in collusion with America’s sworn enemies responded in a press conference this morning.

She then met with her chief of staff, Duff Rove, for a meeting on world security.

Mabel Meets With Top Advisor, Duff Rove

Mabel Meets With Top Advisor, Duff Rove

In a written press release, Mabel said that she is working on gas woes. When asked what kind of car she drove, she responded “Oh, that kind of gas. I was working with Alka-Seltzer.”

She is considering getting back in the race. “This is fracking amazing, ” she muttered.

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4 responses

27 07 2008
Jeffraham Prestonian

I hear the GOP is still looking for a candidate, but I fear that Mabel would have her own issues with press conferences held in grocery stores. For one, she might be seriously injured by falling applesauce. And really… could she ignore that much cheese?
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27 07 2008
holly

That does it. Dorian and I are writing Mabel in.

28 07 2008
MissSharonCobb

Too cute! Loved the story.

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