Silence needs ideas on the best things for him to freak out about for a mid-life crisis.
I said dart and beers over there but actually usually just ends in tears by the end of the night. (I keed.)
Did I mention I’m eight years younger than him and am turning gray.
Yet, we are still fabulous.
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Is it possible to have a quarter-life crisis?
Yes. It is more than possible, youngun.
John Mayer beat you to that one, Ron. Only aren’t you getting a little old to claim quarter-life status…? 😉
Uh, that’s a midriff crisis.
LL.
You are just awesome. Heh.