Bigfoot Body Found In Georgia?

13 08 2008

Holy Moly. Apparently they have found a body of what is called the Georgia Gorilla.

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND – EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.

I am a credentialed member of the press. Damn, somebody buy me an airline ticket STAT!

Big Stupid Tommy and I will not be available on Friday in statewide celebration of the event.

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88 responses

13 08 2008
Tommy

I’ve got half a mind if they’re going to reveal the body, and it’ll be my cousin Jeff, who was living down that day, the last time anybody heard from him.

But we were never quite sure he was human, anyway.

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13 08 2008
Dan

Why do I get the terrible feeling that this “press conference” will turn into a meatspace Rickroll involving those dancing Geico cavemen?

13 08 2008
Matt

about bloody time is all i can say

13 08 2008
reptile

Not till friday? Plenty of time to switch the evidence with an “escaped” monkey its just a mexican hairless dog basking shark or rare racoon.

Please be real this time

13 08 2008
newscoma

I hope not but it’s possible. I mean, hell, George Bush won in 2004.
I have lost all faith.

13 08 2008
Bob

The most unusual thing about this finding is the location. I have looked at maps of bigfoot sightings in the past, and always noticed how few were seen in Georgia. It is about time a body was found. Hope they leave them alone now and make it illegal to kill them.

13 08 2008
bobby

And obama will not win in 2008

13 08 2008
East2009

I just saw pictures of the animal on Fox News from inside the “accidentally” thawed out freezer he is in. Megan said, “If it is real, why don’t you just let us come see for ourselves?” He, on the spot, invited her to come to the unveiling of the body and the DNA results. He, being, the most famous bigfoot hunter whose name I do not recall. He is the only one who has been invited by the finders to view it. He said he put his hands on it and verified it was real. The part that bothers me is that “he doesn’t know where in CA the body was moved to.” I’m just waiting for them to tell us that FedEx lost the body or that it was stolen from their holding facility. To be followed by a $1,000,000 reward for the return of the body, paid speeches, a book and a movie. Do I sound overly cynical ?

13 08 2008
joeyrud

my only question is y did it take this long to find one of these things,,hope its no hoex,,like the other week with the monex monster washing up on the beach somewhere,,probly some movie is in the making n its all publicity,mmmmm

13 08 2008
Joe P.

The pics i saw last nite on the Cryptomundo site were really, really bad – in that it looked like an old, moth-eaten gorilla suit.
http://www.cryptomundo.com.nyud.net/cryptozoo-news/ga-gorilla-pic/

13 08 2008
East2009

Just Damn

-T. Nugent

13 08 2008
East2009

The hunters that “allegedly” found it said that they saw a whole group of them and that they were concealing the location to protect them.

Seems that some state DID pass a law protecting them.

13 08 2008
DAN MAC

If it is real expect the goverment and state agencies to immediately step in confiscate the thing, and the guys that found it be charged with a crime in attempt to get them to back off.

First there are tons of those Mexican boys who have to be men by now that were posted all over the news years ago with a hair disease causing hair to grow all over. I actually assumed that one of them would one day be killed by someone hunting, but the creature is said to be 7ft.
Strange thing is this smells of a CON! Both guys are unemployed, the story of the other officer being on leave for injury isn’t true his injury caused him to lose his job. Plus wouldn’t his insurance company be interested in how a injured cop was able to lift or get a 500lb creature into a truck.
No news agencies have this, plus supposedly they found the body Weeks ago, so it smells of a Con.
If I find something like that I’m taking video, pics, and calling every body in the world to come see right where it lays. Or at very least the local cops to come over see the whole thing.

13 08 2008
DAN MAC

Also they better hope this thing wasn’t shot, and they weren’t in a Federal forrest which I think you will find that’s why they are keeping the location secret. If it was shot then “TADA” there is your crime, murder, or at very least hunting an unlicensed animal.
If indeed it is what they say it is they will end up being charged, because most likely it will be determined to be of the human race, and we are require by law to call local law enforcement when ever a body is found.

13 08 2008
Al Gore

I knew it..This is not Bigfoot its MANBEARPIG

13 08 2008
D Henry

Just about the time I thought we had lived down the Deliverance movie this comes along. Why did the damn thing have to die here?

13 08 2008
Jim

They found my MIL

LOL

13 08 2008
lonnie b

bet it was those jacks links guys messin with sasquatch

13 08 2008
Jeff

So that’s why they have never been able to find them in other states. They were all hiding out here in Georgia. Funny no one’s ever claimed to see one in GA till now. Next thing you know, we’ll discover the Loch Ness monster in Lake Lanier!

13 08 2008
Jennine

My husband put the toilet seat down before leaving for work this morning which is more rare than a bigfoot sighting.

Even if this is real, it’s doesn’t even come close to the shock and eleationI felt with my own early morning discovery.

13 08 2008
Lynnster

Yup, I knew it. You and Bigfoot are #9 on WP.com right now. Heh.

13 08 2008
Florida Skunk Ape Searcher

Dang nabit! I thought we’d chase one out of the Glades before anyone else! Was he drawn to smell due to outstanding BBQ in N. Georgia? I bet it was all that clearcutting they are doing up there! Poor guy ran outta space!

13 08 2008
Sherry

He he…y did it take so long? Have you not met any humans as of late? lol. Some freaked out hunter with a rifle would shoot first and ask questions later.

13 08 2008
Harry Knopp

You can find a list of “Bigfoot found” news coverage links on http://www.USAMediaGuide.com

13 08 2008
Dr Bob

If true, it sounds like this living being was hunted down and shot for profit. Those responsible should be tried for murder. I’m from the Northwest where multiple sightings are reported. To date, nobody has ever been harmed or threatened by them.

13 08 2008
Lolpwnt.com

My site http://www.lolpwnt.com has pics of it, well it will once this error goes away -.-

13 08 2008
Spibb

DAN MAc

“If it is real expect the goverment and state agencies to immediately step in confiscate the thing, and the guys that found it be charged with a crime in attempt to get them to back off.”

How paranoid ARE you?

13 08 2008
Belle87

I live in the North Georgia area (where the body was found), and I truly hope that this is real. There may not be many published sightings of bigfoot in this area (as one commenter said), but there are many local stories of his sightings. Once again, I hope this turns out to be real!

13 08 2008
TB

There is a Gorilla Sanctuary in NW GA, don’t know if this is close to where all this stuff is going on but find it interesting.

http://www.theblueridgehighlander.com/magazine/gorillas/dewars.html

13 08 2008
Deb

LOL, Jennine ! You go, girl!

13 08 2008
Ron

“Bigfoot? No, no. Steve, this is the Boggy Creek Creature. He came over from Arkansas on vacation to visit his cousin Bigfoot.”

“Oh… *sighs* damn it!” Steve dumps the body back into the river in disgust.

13 08 2008
SWD

I have hunted all over nc,sc,va and most recently north ga for the past 35 years and have never seen or even heard anyone say they saw one or a track. I do not believe it is a so called bigfoot but if its a deformed black bear with big feet I guess it would qualify.

13 08 2008
Robodad

It has to be a hoax. How could it be possible that skeletal evidence of an animal this size has never been discovered prior to this? Cripes, they’re digging up entire skeletons of tyrannosaurs that went extinct fifty million years ago. It defies common sense to think that something that size could exist this far into the 21st century with no physical evidence of its existence. And how is it that it happened to be accidentally found by two well established bigfoot hunters? What, Joe Blow (or his cousin, Joe Six-Pack) couldn’t have stumbled upon this find while out hunting? Hasn’t one ever died before? Too many long-shot probabilities and coincidences for this to be anything but a hoax. Maybe this is the bigfoot that shot Kennedy and sold drugs to Elvis. Or maybe the body was planted by aliens piloting a saucer-shaped UFO. Give me a break.

13 08 2008
cool guy

hi i think that bigfoot is really a gorrilla on steriods

13 08 2008
texas buddha

These folks had better be careful. If they indeed have found the body of a Bigfoot then they have no idea what they have stepped into.

Check this out:

http://texasbuddha.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/bigfoot-did-9-11-smoking-gun-edition/

14 08 2008
Paul

People, this is not a gorilla. Gorilla’s on average are just over 5 feet tall. Maybe 5’4”-5’5”. This thing is 7’7”, and weighs over 500 LBS. That’s no damn gorilla! Not a man either.

You people are just a bunch of morons who don’t even give it a chance. You just decide right off the bat, “it’s fake.” Well, until friday, shut your ignorant fuckin’ mouths the hell up!

14 08 2008
sarah

Right on Paul! I hate when people say, “There’s no way…etc etc.” It’s ignorant to think we have discovered everything on this earth.

14 08 2008
Ron

And for the record, they’re not digging up complete skeletons of dinosaurs. They’re digging up bones and guessing where they go, and filling the rest in from molds of other discovered bones.

14 08 2008
texas buddha

You seriously do NOT want to mess with Bigfoot.

Check this out to see why:

http://texasbuddha.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/grosserfus-waffen-ss-hitlers-secret-weapon/

14 08 2008
kirk

I hope its true , though the head looks a little weird , anything dead never looks good after acouple of days freezer or not.

14 08 2008
Mattie

I dont know if this creature found by these guys is real. I hope it is because if not the doubters will doubt more. But I have seen this creature. I became interested greatly when my father and mother saw something that they could not explain in northern cali. I saw the creature hunting. It seemed to be much thinner then most peoples drawings but I for sure know what I saw no one can conveince me otherwise. I also saw a black panther in souuthern mississippi last yr hunting and was shocked to see people in the know say they didnt exixt either. SO COME ON BIGFOOT SHOW URSELF. PEACE

14 08 2008
John Feeney

Not till Friday? INS officers are combing the area for relatives….they found a Bama football jersey near by….

14 08 2008
John

Paul,

They *say* that it is 7’7” and over 500 pounds. But who has verified this? According to scientific principles, their claims are not true until they prove them to be true. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. It will be interesting to see whether the lab that does the DNA tests is known and reputable. Will they also provide tissue samples for other labs to verify the results? I’ve not seen anything that says that they are willing to do this yet.

I’ll believe this when the claims are independently verified by the scientific community. Until then, it’s simply a bunch of unsubstantiated nonsense.

14 08 2008
georgia_foot

the pics on their site looks real iffy. i live in georgia and know loads of bigfoot stories from my area includeing my brother who swears he saw a little one when we was kids but i think he was high lol heres to hopeing its really real not just some drunk cop jerks trying to get famous

14 08 2008
hotgirlspictures

I wonder if big foot had a hot girl friend. if so, perhaps she’s still lingering in the woods??

Perhaps she’s not sad.

Jeremy,

14 08 2008
cindy

Is it me or does it look like the big foot has dentures???

I am a true believer but……. his teeth are sooo perfect!

14 08 2008
BIGFOOT

Looks like you humans are on to us. But you’ll never catch a live one HAHAHAHAAH. The one you found is named bruno. Somewhat of a clown. He died when he sneezed and farted at the same time.

14 08 2008
shouldbeworking

no one wants the legend of bigfoot to be proven real more than me. ever since my little sister returned after five years from being kidnapped and domesticated by bigfoot, life on the homestead has not been the same.

The problem is, the guy who has reserved the rights to this finding has very little credibility with the scientific community. We’ll get to see the photos if we pay $60 to log onto his website, and find that TB paid a trucker 2 thirty packs of keystone to dress up as a gorilla, and then killed him.

Please, think of my little sister. Demand that reputable scientists conduct an autopsy on the truck driver and publish the results to credible news agencies. Then, when its true, its every red neck hunter for himself.

14 08 2008
Apeman

Emmy nominated Make-up effects artist Brian Penikas blows the lid off of this hoax:

http://www.makeupandmonsters.com/FAKE_Bigfoot_stories.htm

14 08 2008
HALO3Girl

The same guy that was behind a bigfoot hoax years ago is behind this one as well. Don’t get all excited people- Manbearpig will remain a Southpark character exclusively. I’m super cereal!!

14 08 2008
J

This is what happens when you have sex with your sister. His father/brother didn’t pull out. Damn Hicks

14 08 2008
rightbackatyou

Ok, the question is, “WHO AND/OR WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO COMPARE THE DNA TEST WITH?” Lil’ Foot? LOL

14 08 2008
GUSHER1066

SINCE THIS OCCURRED IN GEORGIA, LETS MAKE ABSOLUTE CERTAIN THAT THIS WILL NOT TURN UP TO BE WHITTNEY HOUSTON, PASSED OUT IN A BUSH, WEARING ONE OF HER CHEAP FURS……AFTER ALL, SHE DOES RESIDE IN ATLANTA……

14 08 2008
GUSHER1066

IN ALL ACTUALITY, THE PHOTOS MADE ME A LITTLE BIT SAD. HERE IS A CREATURE STEEPED IN MYSTERY, AND WORLD FOLKLORE. TO DISCOVER THIS ANIMAL WOULD SURELY BE THE FIND OF THE CENTURY. AND LETS FACE IT, THIS CENTURY COULD USE A SIGNIFICANT FIND. TOO BAD THIS ONE ENDED UP IN A FREEZER, WITH IT’S KEEPER WAITING FOR THE HIGHEST BID. IF IT’S A FAKE..GOOD JOB. IF IT’S REAL, SHOULDN’T SHARING THE WONDER WITH THE WORLD, AND VALIDATING ALL THOSE WHO HAVE SEEN IT, BE ENOUGH? BEING PART OF HISTORY IS PRICELESS. BEING GREEDY IS SHAMEFUL, WEAK, AND CHEAP. WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH THE MONEY? BUY A HUMMER? THEY WILL ONLY GET LAUGHS AT THE GAS PUMP, WHICH IS GOOD.

14 08 2008
nenyok

Is it real??

14 08 2008
petescully

It’s not bigfoot.
It’s Russia.

14 08 2008
wackos

Whatever these two are up to, it is all tied to one end= MONEY! There are no Bigfoot creatures or Flying Saucers from other worlds or Ghost or ESP, just reality! By the way all those others I mentioned are also tied to one end = MONEY! No creature just MONEY!

15 08 2008
Sasquatch'89

I think it will turn out to be real. If it is a fake it wasnt faked by the finders. I mean who in the hell would fake something like that and turn it in knowing that it will be disproved? If they had faked it they would have taken pictures or something and tossed it.

P.S. Mattie 10:43:31 is being honest about the Black Panther is Mississippi. A countless number of people have seen them in Thompson Falls, MT where I’m from.

15 08 2008
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15 08 2008
DoubleJ

It is a halloween costume stuffed in a cooler with some organic material added for effect. This guy is a notorious scam artist! These “scientist” are probably paid off! Think about it people… No fossil record of this animal exists. N

15 08 2008
DoubleJ

any animal existing in nature does not have teeth that white!!! if it were a real bigfoot his teeth would be like any other wild animals… Either that or bigfoot has a killer dental plan.

15 08 2008
pokecool

This is really exiting for the Discovores and us. it’s totally awesome.

15 08 2008
Arkansas Expert

First off, I am always a skeptic when it comes to anything. However, I do believe we are all overlooking one obvious piece of the puzzle. If, indeed, this or these creatures are actually part human, and we all know that some humans believe in cremating their dead loved ones, then could it not be true that the reason there has never been any physical evidence found is due to the possibility of ritualistic cremation practices carried out by the bigfoot species? I feel that this was likely an intrusive interruption of the sacred bigfoot mortuary procession. This explanation clears all my past doubts concerning the speculation and/or belief in such creatures. Afterall, science is proving the existence of new species all the time. Just the other day someone discovered the world’s smallest snake. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7537932.stm

15 08 2008
Arkansas Expert

Oh my comment above is partially addressing Robodad.

15 08 2008
retrieverman

My guess is it’s a hoax.

15 08 2008
Gladys Walker

after checking out MR. THOMAS BISCARDI, he was invovled in a FRUAD claim back in 2005 on having a captured live bigfoot went as far as saying it was a male 8 foot tall and 17 years old. he was also in a fraud claim back in 1983, if I understood the article correctly (I believe this date is correct ) you can check him out for yourself all you need to do is type in Tom Biscardi 2005 bigfoot, that he supposedly was selling veiwings too on a pay per veiw that never showed. see what you think for your self, as far as bigfoot himself goes, YES I am a firm beleiver in him as far as this one that was supposedly found ????? not a believer it is real, why was mr. Biscardi the only one called then there are MANY MANY OTHER researchers out there who ARE confirmed researchers and never been caught in a scam, check it out for yourself. WHERE OH WHERE IS BFRO WHEN YOU NEED THEM?????????

15 08 2008
Renu Saxena

come on. They find bigfoot in Georgia and the first thing they do is freeze it, tell no one, open a website and start selling merchandise and then have a big press conference? They want publicity and money.

15 08 2008
natt91

Well it’s about time something exciting happened in Georgia.

15 08 2008
whisper_of_decay

hi to all above.
Here in alabama, we also have at least one black panther. (to whoever mentioned black panthers in miss. i think it was). Anyhow..my friend and i were debating over the freezer picture. he says gurilla(sp?). but if it is an actual corpse, decay and such will change the way it looked in life. but all that aside, regardless of if its what people call big foot or not. maybe its of a previous undiscovered species.

if it is ‘bigfoot’, then it’s almost a gurantee that the american government will snbatch it away and claim that it is not a ‘bigfoot’.

as for these guys being involved in scams…like having captured a live one…maybe he really did and the government snatched it away and says it was fake.

it’s naive to think that our government will ever tell us the truth about anything. Like extraterrestrial(sp?) or ‘aliens’, lets pretend the government comes out and says “aliens are real” , then there would be mass chaos. and in truth, that is how it would be for ‘bigfoot’, ‘lockness’ and anything els. the reason being is that every hillbilly and gangster with a gun or fishing rod would try to capture/kill these creatures.

So for the safety of all unkown life, lets pretend none of this is real.
😉

also, about ‘aliens’, president reagon all but admitted on national television that “extraterrestrial life is among us”.
that is what ended the cold war and the space race, when russian satilites took 3 photos of an extraterrestrial ship’ before it was destroyed and lost all contact.

it is also very naive to think that this one planet is the only planet with life on it, especially out of billions of other plantes not of this solar system as well as the thousands that are in our own galexy.

Think about it, new species of life are being discovered daily.

take care.

Mykol

15 08 2008
Doug McColl

Bigfoot is a vegetarian.

15 08 2008
DREDLA

WELL OTHER “BIGFOOTS” WERE SIGHTED IN THAT AREA ON THAT DAY, I THINK THAT THEY ARE NOCTURNAL AND THE OTHERS WERE COMING TO GET THE DEADS BODY… MYSPACE.COM/EWABEACHNEVADA

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17 08 2008
Proud Native Lady

Eli….was it necessary to make the racist comment “some red skinned bastard”? First of all “red skinned” is like calling a black person the “N” word..and how do you know he was a bastard? You mentioned you’re from Georgia and Georgia is known for man-rape….well with your complete ignorant choice of words and blatent racism..it sounds like you were a product of inbreeding yourself.

I am Native American, and it is true that most all tribes have stories of Sasquatch, as well as contact with alien beings. Most people are so closed minded that they refuse to believe that other forms of life exist such as these.

I hope that this is just a hoax, because it would be such a shame that a couple of redneck hillbillies “discovered” this creature’s body and would profit from it. If any Sasquatch’s still do exist I hope they continue to conceal themselves.

17 08 2008
newscoma

Proud Native Lady, thank you for pointing that out to me. I have deleted the comment.

17 08 2008
Warlock

How about just waiting to see if it pans out

17 08 2008
Christopher

Has anyone else noticed that the link times out every time you click on it?

Cover up, anyone? 🙂

18 08 2008
rantingdiva

Wonder if they plan to make jerky out of it?

18 08 2008
MJ "revoltingpawn"

Why is this article among the top posts on WordPress still? Hasn’t even been updated… It was a hoax of course.

18 08 2008
newscoma

MJ. Updated in other posts. So there you go.

18 08 2008
angryxtian

DNA IS FAKE!

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angryxtian

Yes i no its fake DNA is what evil secular scientists make upto preach at us about evilution.

19 08 2008
toxiccriminal

yeah but what if they have to cover it up like all the ufos ?

19 08 2008
media kingdom

i’m still trying to figure out if “Sasquatch” is Bigfoot’s name, or if that’s the name of his species

25 08 2008

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