Mabel Porn

25 07 2008

Mabel has been relaxing since her unproductive run for president. She’s just checking in to say that during her absence from politics, she’s been barking, following everyone into the bathroom when the do their bidness and stealing bites of food off of our plates when no one is looking.

She’s also working on her golf game.

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7 responses

25 07 2008
Jon

Oddly enough I hear that’s exactly what Fred Thompson is doing, too.

25 07 2008
grandefille

Dude. I had a smart remark all ready, and Jon just blew me outta the water.

All hail Jon.

Plus, I’m still writing in Mabel for President. So unless she comes up with a formal “if nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve; if ignored, I will not be surprised” statement, be ready. (Maybe Jon needs to be her speechwriter.)

25 07 2008
captainkona

The question is, will Mabel give equal rights to cats?
Cat/Cat marriage is an important aspect of this election.

Really, she should remain in the race. That way Obama wouldn’t be able to boast the biggest ears in the election.

25 07 2008
heartbreaktown

Hah!! You guys are too damn funny! 🙂

26 07 2008
grandefille

The question is, will Mabel give equal rights to cats?
Cat/Cat marriage is an important aspect of this election.

IIRC, Ms. Mabel has already made her position clear on the topic: Anybody can marry anybody, as long as they are kind and good to each other, their neighbors, small children, and other animals. And they keep their yards neat.

This is why HarryCat has strongly endorsed Ms. Mabel and has offered to be on the ticket. He has even come out in favor of (gasp) cat/dog marriage, chiefly because of his lifelong crush on Lucy the Model Dog next door.

26 07 2008
grandefille

P.S.: I think Mabel needs to have a seat at the table, even if she isn’t the nominee. Her platform planks are indispensable.

Plus, she wouldn’t have to steal food if she had her own chair.

26 07 2008
captainkona

Mabel at the Table

Now that’s a slogan I can absorb.
😛

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