Children of the Corn was a goofy-assed horror movie that I was quite charmed by.
I offer you Mabel of the Corn:
And Duff of the Corn
I think I want to be in horror movie before I die. If not, I’ll just make my own.
Dog Zombies Of The Corn.
I guess the next pet I get needs to be named Malachai.
Newscoma 
Beware of “he who barks beyond the rows”!
Marc, that’s just wonderful! I hadn’t thought of that one.
Awww, cuties!
Isn’t there something scarey about big corn fields? It’s like being in water where you can’t see the bottom.
Corn dogs ‘n’ mustard, um-hmmm.
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