on lavishing me with presents, please don’t get me this. I’m a Miller Lite domestic drinker.
I thank you ahead of time. And, yes, I’ve seen these on people’s heads. Of course I was about 10 but still.
I must give the artist, Evelyn, an A though for creativity and it has it’s own charm.
I’ve been eyeballing this.
I thank you ahead of time for getting it for me.
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If they make a Coors Light one, sorry, but you’re getting one. But you don’t have to pretend to like it.
I will wear it only for you while drinking a Miller Lite or a Bass. You will get pictures.
You get Bass down in Hooterville!? Can’t be on tap. I thought Amberbock counted as snooty beer down there.
Heh.
I have to go to Kentucky. Hush now.
But I do it for my sanity.