A Thong Goes On From Front To Back

27 03 2008

I am amazed. Seriously amazed by some people. Of course, I could be mistaken about this thong-wearing thing as I have no reference.

Sometimes news stories just write themselves:

A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong which was back to front has been fined £150.

Neighbours spotted David Batchelor in his street in Perth in the underwear which left his genitals partly exposed.

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Mrs Kennedy added: “Asked why he did it, he replied ‘I don’t know. I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore’.”

Sheriff Michael Fletcher said: “The alcohol seems to be at the root of the problem and nothing much can be done about that, given his attitude towards it.”

Drunk Logic.

As I said, these things just write themselves.

More at BBC news. 

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27 03 2008
cravensworld

That couldn’t have been very comfortable

27 03 2008
Jon

>A 58-year-old man who fed pigeons wearing only a skimpy thong

I’m amazed he found pigeons that wore any sort of thong, skimpy or not 🙂

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