Cave Crickets

Klinde sent me a meme. I have no problem with memes because I get to talk about myself.

You know, I’m that way.

Let’s go:

You take each line and replace it with a single word of your choosing. Yes, just one word!!

Afterward, tag seven folks…

You’re feeling: Kinda wiggy
To your left: Mouse and Ipod
On your mind: Big Daddy
Last meal included: Clean Out The Fridge Night
You sometimes find it hard to: sleep eight hours
The weather: Is cold yet exciting
Something you have a collection of: computer bags
A smell that cheers you up: soap
A smell that can ruin your mood: body odor
How long since you last shaved: What the hell?
The current state of your hair: tranny mess
The largest item on your desk right now (besides computer): Piles of Press Releases
Your skill with chopsticks: Pretty damned good
Which section you head to first in the bookstore: Horror
And after that?: Politics
Something you are craving: Sushi every dang day
Your general thoughts on the presidential race: Was Fun Now Not So Fun
How many times have you been hospitalized this year: None
A favorite place to go for quiet time: By myself having a beer
You’ve always secretly thought you’d be a good: Lawyer
Something that freaks you out a little: Cave Crickets
Something you’ve eaten too much of lately: Hamburgers
You have never: Skydived
You never want to: Skydive

No one is tagged. You are safe.