Dear Mike Huckabee,
I liked your commercial with Chuck Norris. Honestly, I thought it was good natured and tongue in cheek.. I have friends that say they have met you and that you are a hell of a nice guy. I even liked the way you kept popping Romney in the debates.
But I would rather vote for an iguana on crack than vote for you after all the stuff you’ve said this week. The whole Romney commercial press conference thing which I still think was playing dirty with a smile on your face, The whole changing the constitution thing, the comparison of homosexuality with bestiality, the cooking squirrels in a popcorn popper …
Listen, I get that you believe this stuff. I’m not knocking you on that although I really want to. What I’m bucking you on is that you might as well tattoo the words “legislating morality” on your forehead.
I like to think I’m a spiritual person, Mike, but I think that’s a personal thing. I don’t want it to be a government thing.
Don’t worry, I don’t like Mitt either.
So, even though I found you amusing in the beginning, now I’m just wishing you’d just go away.
And I’ll be the first one marching if anybody tries to change the constitution for the reasons you cited. And lay off gay people.
Take care. We just need to keep you in Arkansas…