And They Never Even Gave Me My Shot To Glory

23 07 2007


My dreams are shattered.

Cuppa just broke the news to me.

I can’t go on.




17 responses

23 07 2007

Well I suppose it was inevitable. I mean what with big names like Fox competing for the utter-bullshit-masquerading-as-news market… 🙂

23 07 2007

I really wanted to cover Bigfoot, alien babies and BatBoy.
Heart. Broken.

23 07 2007

So depressing. I loved the WWN as a youngster, though all the biblical Armageddon stories always gave me the Ralph Wiggums.

23 07 2007

You and Ron need to get together and start your own. The WWN website was one of my very first favorite sites on the internet.

23 07 2007
Lake Neuron » What will Batboy do?

[…] remember Newscoma, whose dreams of working for the Weekly World News have been shattered by this […]

23 07 2007

I’ll be eulogizing The WWN over at Den of Geek, once I get home and can write in peace.

23 07 2007

Nooooo!!! I was just preparing to take out a subscription!
But wait a minute… must start up your own version now….perfect opportunity! But, you’ll have to employ me there. Pretty please!

23 07 2007
The Good, The Bad, and The Stoopid for 7/23/07 « The Freedonian

[…] Weekly World News is going to cease publication.  As a brilliant commenter at Newscoma’s site wrote, “Well I suppose it was inevitable. I mean what with big names like Fox competing for […]

23 07 2007

Bigfoot was the best Secretary of the Department of the Interior that this country ever had! Where am I going to find in depth political coverage of endangered species holding public office?

23 07 2007

Hey! Let’s all start our own online version of WWN!

We can have the all the best stuff from the Bat Boy to the Aliens Bring Jesus Back stories.
Did you know they found Elvis in Bush’s ass during colonoscopy? Won’t here that on the MSM.

23 07 2007
Joe P.

not to mention the loss of Ed Anger, one of the most poetic and poignant columnists of All Time, who once wrote the immortal words “i’m pig-biting mad …”.

I agree we should create a replacement publication ASAP.

I also think Aliens are behind the demise of WWW.

23 07 2007
Joe P.

um, make that WWN. Aliens made me type wrong.

23 07 2007

Who will track all the big foot sightings now,, that is a HUGE concern of mine.
That was my # 1 source and how I made all my travel arrangements for geographical sighting possiblities… what the f… do I do now? seriously?
What will be my next obession? I can’t go over the pond all the time after Lochy and I”ve already been persnally abducted, so that has no appeal for me…

I think Joe P. is right there should be a replacement news source and I think YOU GUYS are the right guys for the job! You could even do it web based and get ton’s of advertisers and make a butt load of cash! I’ll get you some photo -ops of Stacy campfield being part goat.. if that’s true 🙂

23 07 2007
Tennessee Jed

Condolences, there will be other dream jobs dear. Perhaps this is not the end, only the start of something better.

23 07 2007
Stacy Mac


This is a sad sad day indeed!

24 07 2007
Tits McGee

This is completely unacceptable.

I refuse to accept it.

Total denial.

27 07 2007
Bye bye Bat Boy « The Squirrel Queen

[…] found out the horrible news from Newscoma who heard the word from Cuppa Joe. Drastic news of this sort travels fast, leaving many tears to be […]

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